Mother of 8 yr old twins looking to replace husband for insufficiency.
Must be a short order cook.
Proficient in gourmet cooking and patient with finicky twins.
Light housekeeping is debatable- Depends on what I consider light. Cleaning toilets will be a requirement not a request.
Putting down the toilet seat is not important-refilling the toilet paper roll is. Multi-tasker a must.
landscaping skills absolutely- do not be afraid of the lawnmower!
Little accounting skills required must be proficient with online billing.
Must have a current driver’s license without any tickets or accidents. Chauffeuring is a constant whether by vehicle or by golf cart provided. Speaking skills required.
Listening skills absolutely required.
Must have carpenter skills- I have a long honey-do list.
Flattery required just not overdone, I can see right thorough it.
Must be good with young kids and very, very patient.
Intellect and cultural experience a must.
Sexual relations not required I do not get it that much so I won’t miss it.
Date nights do not have to be frequent but more than once a year.
Scheduling the date nights is required; I have done enough in my lifetime.
References required at interview
Apply at 555- FED-UP or Howmanymendoesittaketodoawoman’sjob.com
Really? I am I serious? NO but there are times when I feel I am the only one doing work around the house, inside and outside! Yep it is that time. The sun is out. The warm rays reaching out and showing me where all the dust mites have been living for the last season. When it is dark and gloomy, you do not see all the dirt and dust in your house. Now I see smuge marks on the doors and window. Window tracks full of dead asain bugs and who knows what else is in there. Koi pond collecting algae and the lawn needing some TLC. Spring Fever is here!!!
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I agree with you every one tends to find more things to do when the weather gets nice again. It startes to drive them nuts when they can not find something to do when the weather see like this.
ReplyDeleteI do agree with you, my husband and I fight about the job responsablities too. It seems that working full time and going to school and being a full time mom along with all the house work except mow and take out trash is a bit unfair. The lawn only get mown in the summer and the trash gets forgotten 50% of the time and I end up taking it out. Really? is it that hard? I told him that dish duty was now his and that I would take over on the garbage, but he told be that was not fair becaause garbage was only once a week. Really, it is only unfair when you have to do something more that once a week. I really wish I was gay sometimes to be able to split chores with another woman who know how do fold a damn shirt too. ERRRRR. Frustating. :(
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